Friday, March 26, 2010

Devon James and pictures join the Tiger Woods mistress parade

Devon James, porn star and professional escort, FINALLY spilled all of the dirty details of her two-and-one-half-year affair with Tiger Woods on the “Bubba the Love Sponge” Florida radio program. On the program and at Radar Online- if you were fortunate enough to be trawling for grease – you heard from Radar Online that in 2006 Woods paid Devon James and another adult female $ 2,000 for a “two-girl party.” Then there were the explicit texts, a la Tiger’s courtship of Joslyn James. CBS is on top of this mounting action, and makes everyone wonder whether or not women will start bursting out of the sand traps of Augusta National with even a a lot more twisted Tiger tales.

Oh the things Devon James must have seen and done

It just seems like it would be wrong not to tell the story of the victimized porn star and escort, if for no other reason than to help her create the steady income she needs to apply for short term installment loans.

But wait… could this actually be a Tiger tale of consenting adults, one blinded by dollar signs and a taut body, the other by what appears to be an addiction? That never is an excuse to whether or not Tiger is addicted to something – Women less attractive than his wife? Medication? Sex in General? – he should be feeling the firestorm of criticism. Any sympathy was killed off by her convenient times, whether or not Devon James’ situation was wrong.

Tears … will make typing … difficult

Devon James deserves some applause for not instantly publishing her Tiger sexts on a classy Web site. Veronica Siwik Daniels – aka Joslyn James – is just letting it fly on line a Shakespearean sonnet for the new generation – challenged. It can be exciting to get frisky in public but the desire to expose it all publicly to prove that the relationship is “hot” speaks of frigid immaturity. Tiger evidently loves them Otter Pops, and he never needs bad credit installment loans to indulge. Fame keeps the fur flying.

Devon, you didn’t do that

Oh yes she did. The texts from Tiger Woods she received, according to CBS, are a guide book to all the slaps, chokes, and BDSM playacting that AAA forgot to say. Reports also indicate Tiger liked additional than one caddy at a time to help him out of the rough. Who would ever know that “very sexy and playful” companions such as Devon James (words taken from her online service advertisement, says The Huffington Post) would be so wonderful at finding the green.

Tiger will golf while mistresses try to cash in

Seems like an entertainment career path now – the cashing in part anyway. Tell your sons and daughters to not take notes. Be the good parent you are and teach them well. Tiger told the Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman he was “living a lie” and was the only one responsible for the sex scandal. Evidently Devon James and her pictures are just an innocent link in the chain. Hogwash, Tiger.



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