Thursday, April 1, 2010

Beyonce pregnant confirmed is actually for her dad

"Beyoncé pregnant confirmed" is not something you need to see on legitimate news publications, says sources close to the superstar singer. It's only gossip, perhaps wishful thinking on the part of Beyonce and Jay-Z fans, but certainly nothing malevolent. The truth is that Herman Knowles, Beyoncé’s 58-year-old father, is expecting a child – but not by Beyoncé’s mother, Tina Knowles. The couple ended their 30-year marriage when they filed for divorce in November 2009. Fathering kids outside of wedlock could likely lead to divorce. Divorce tends to cause an inordinate need for payday loans. The cash you save could be your own, so learn well, young ones.

So Beyoncé isn’t pregnant confirmed, alright?

But the truth never gets in the way of a good Internet rumor, does it? Buzzcrunch reports that a source “close to the couple” (sounds authentic) claimed how the singer recently got the great news and has decided to rest a bit.” Again, sounds reasonable, except we know that “Beyoncé pregnant confirmed” has been shot down by her people. Matthew Knowles’ people (consisting of Matthew Knowles) are aiming for damage control, as his love child was conceived while in his marriage to Tina Knowles. Both Beyonce and Solange must be proud. If you are able to imagine them filming a commercial extolling the virtues of military personal loans, you likely are able to imagine them hanging out with baby mama Alexandra Wright, dishing men and having a grand old time.

What do you learn about Matthew Knowles' baby?

DNA tests have confirmed paternity of Mr. Knowles, says The Daily Inquirer. Nixon is the newborn's name, and the mother, Alexandra Wright, has been with Matthew Knowles for about 18 months now. Nixon is now officially probably the most famous living Nixon, leading former Major League outfielders Trot Nixon, Otis Nixon and Donnell Nixon by a wide margin. The other famous Nixon had his followers, particularly at the Watergate Hotel. But he can no longer reply to press inquiries.



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